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I just come in to inform TS that i had zap him....
Wat is SB coming into nowadays? so many bo liao thread.... So what next? what should i do if my cat or dog gone missing thread? :rolleyes: |
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Bro TS, you tell the girl "okay".
The next day, you tell her you fall sick, can go to your place instead. Before she reach, ready porn on your PC and place her bottle beside the PC. When she come over, invite her in and lock the door. Tell her to go to your room and bring some drink for her. Spike whatever drink you have with your daddy's stash of liquor. Give her the drink. This kind of fucked-up weather we have now, she confirm gulp down without knowing that it's actually "Jolly Shandy". Now, she'll feel a bit tired. Time to play the porn. Get her hot and randy. Tell her that you were fantasising about her while watching the porn and thinking of her via the waterbottle. Start feeling her up and... WAKE UP! WTF are you thinking, little boy! Have you heard of the 9-yr-old girl who gave birth to a baby boy and the father is a 10-yr-old kid? :mad: |
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Try imagine that the bottle is your friend's pussy,
then u fuck your brains out using the bottle, by the time the blood flows back to your head, you discover your dick has stuck to the bottle and cannot pull it out. then we will have another headlines for tomorrow news :D |
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If I like her I would invite her to my place to retrieve it.
It quite a simple question and I cannot see the need to ask the bros here for help. But if this is a prelude to a story then I am waiting to read your story. |
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simple answer -
take your dicky out and masturbate into a cup while thinking of her. change the water in the bottle for 100 plus and after u added the 100 plus, add your sperms into the bottle. When u returned it to her, and she ask u why the colour odd, just tell her "weather hot ah, i get u 100 plus. full of energy and electrolytes" funny answer - Take the bottle back home and ask PAPA what to do??? "PAPA my tong xue leave her bottle in the room ah! how??!?!? " Then your PAPA will say , SON! this is what you do when your gal friends leave things behind!!!! THen he will take his big dick out and masturbate in front of you, while he is stroking,he will say " SON, go quick and get a cup for 'PAPA's Seeds!" then ""im cuming,.... im cuming.. yeah!" do a :eek: when you see how much sperms your PAPA can produce. do another :eek: when he mix the Sperms with the water, and give you back to give to your Tong Xue tommorow :) |
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in ur room? its just a waterbottle..unless she left a bra or panties in ur room/toilet, theres more to meet it eyes :D .
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maybe the friend is implying how big her "hole" is via opening of the bottle :D
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I think the biggest hole is TS. :D
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water bottle? TS still in kindergarden la.
TS better b careful dont get yr didi stucked in the bottle neck when u return it to her tomolo hor. |
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hahahaha... dont we all love primary & secondary school holiday?? :D |
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Since TS did not even bother to reply...
------------------------------------------------------- this is what or almost nearly happen(ed) :D ------------------------------------------------------- Few days before school holiday started.... she: oh shit!! i forgot to take my water bottle lar!!! she friend : i just saw one of your class mate otw to meet you here...the nerd nerd type wear black thick specs de ...he still upstairs in your class... she: ouh that guy...ok i will sms him about the water bottle and ask him to keep for me and return tml.. she friend : woi!! pretty like you keeping the nerd hp number for what ? she:he is good at maths sometime he help me do with problem sum...sometime i sms him when at home my mind is blank about homework!! she friend: Oh i see...like that maybe you pass me his number too... you know i also not good at maths and other subjects.. maybe we can all learn as a group.. she: ok i sms you his number now... she friend: got it...saved it.... she: .................................................. ............................. ============================== Fews days later ...begining of school holidays....sms-ing scene..... she: i missed you la... :p HE: i missed you too...and your lips....and your smell and your friend smell too...nice perfume you both wearing that day:p same brand rite? she: yah..we are like sister...all share share de... HE: when we meeting again since holidays just started...? she:ya la...hmmmm....i will msg my friend later and if we both free we will meet up very very very soon..... HE: make sure hor...im missing your lips la dear.. i wanna kiss you like theres no tml..i just love your tongue...thanks alot for teaching me some wild kisses...and btw your friend also notty hor.... she like to tease tease hor.. i wish i can kiss her too...now i steam sia when remembering the part your hands stroke my thigh...then up to my neck and ears....while your friend teasing us to kiss as long as posibble.... she: you so notty har..later i will tell my friend de.. you doesnt look like the nerd nerd type i everyday see at class.. HE: im still the same..the looks with this specs..the left parting hair style but only different is my inner soul...i like girl...you know i never go out with any girl before let alone that day two... :D she: you cheeky nerdy...you nottttyyyy nerdy... HE:hey dear.. i will msg you back..my mummy come back from work need to boil water so she can make coffee for us whole family... she: wow...you so filial la..and cheeky tooooo...muacks HE: Hehehe muacks...msg you later.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ TS(HE) will continue...if he doesnt want...just imagine the next scenes... bros...feel free to edit or add some dialogs and let other school holidays kids steam.... now my head also like small kids...kaoz !!!! those were the days !!!!! p/s: sorry hor...im not good at writing story but good at intercourse... |
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Alternate ending 1 :
-------------------- After hanging up with SHE HE: Wah pian eh, talk to her so steam how? Stares around the room with a hard on in his shorts. He attempts to stroke it but stops halfway. HE: Mummy say cannot touch our own dick too much or it will drop off. then i die how. Continues to look around the room and saw the WATER BOTTLE HE: Mummy never say use bottle will drop off. HE proceeds to uncap the water bottle and push his own dick inside. HE: wow so shiok! i never knew that. some more got wet wet feeling. Wonder if this is the "feel" of a real pussy as well. COntinues to hump with the bottle furiously. 2 minutes later.......... Ding dong. ding dong. Door bell rings HE: OH SHIT!! Mummy is back!! Faster proceed to pull the bottle out. HE: OMG it's stuck!!! Die die die.. But due to the steamed dicky, the bottle is unable to unlodge. HE is panicking now. Door bell ring stops, sound of rustling keys are heard. HE: Wah die liao... can't pull it out. is this what happens when you try to fuck and gena caught? the ger pussy will die die cling to you? HE thinks Tries for 1 last time, HE finally given up all hope, resigns to his fate with bottle in his pants. Door opens. Mummy enters. Mummy: BOY WTH are you doing with a bottle there!!!!??? Mummy faints, wakes up and calls SCDF... Tomorrow News paper headlines. BOY FOUND WITH PENIS IN BOTTLE. SCDF USE BIG TOOLS FOR THE BIG JOB!! :D |
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