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Old 22-10-2014, 11:09 PM
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Re: Whore No Fun - Cream from Milk Kiosk (Part 1 of 2)ell

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Originally Posted by WikiDick View Post
Had Cream from Milk Kiosk last night. The best thing about the evening was the beef hor fun I had after the session.

My FR:

APPEARANCE

Face
No more than a 50% match with the pictures posted online. Had to check the forum pics after she came into the room to make sure I got the right lady. Strained to spot her defining features.

While Cream is no pig, she does have a nasty-looking double chin. With the ad and other FRs touting her as a SYT, the double chin was quite a letdown (and a major turnoff).

Physique
Bad case of skinny-fat. Cream doesn't have a protruding gut, but her ass is big, droopy and squishy.

Again, not my idea of how a 'sweet young thing' should look like.

Tits
Physically (other than her holes), the only saving grace. Her tits are natural C cuppers (soft but not saggy/squishy), with light-brown areolas and eraser-tip nipples.
Hahahaha. Damn funny. Well written FR that will serve well as a warning to other bros