M.I.S.S.I.O.N. R.E.P.O.R.T.
OPS ORDER
Orders were received to commence bonking operations on 20200110.
Target identified:
Wari (SD). Orders from
higher command were given clearly and quickly; no delay in commencing operations following the issue of orders. Orders were very clear and comprehensive and higher command was very responsive in communication.
RECCE REPORT
Area of operation well-camouflaged and easy access to public transportation. Detection of movement in AO is very unlikely if the ops orders were followed exactly. Indoor terrain is open and require cover and concealment when moving from very small bathroom to very spacious room and vice-versa to avoid being spotted by friendly forces.
Target easily identified; 95% semblance. Typical Thai tan with braces, not ultra-slim but minimal fats. Petite B-cup maximum with small perky nips and short bush. Likely in mid-20s. Fairly pretty, definitely not reject material. Intelligence from higher command rated as highly accurate, contributing to overall mission success.
BATTLE REPORT
The battle was generally intense. Engaged target with fully-provided battle gear on. Target was very fresh, energetic and highly responsive, with moaning sounds that takes you into a JAV scene. Nips harden when aroused, looking sluttily into your eyes moaning for more. Battle began with cowgirl and transited into missionary position, with legs lifted high and hips off the bed for maximum penetration and thrust. Operations ceased with one massive barrage of artillery bombardment into enemy cave. Mission accomplished with reasonable damage to wallet.
OVERALL MISSION RATING
Highly positive and nothing negative to report.
Ready
To
Fire at same target at on another D day H hour. Friendly forces should
very strongly consider contacting higher command and commencing operations right now. Ready to take orders from this
higher command without any hesitation.
Over and out.