[brudder bare]

was at peking last week, and on recommendation from sbf, went down to langtoasha spa with bros bambool and aloneinbeijing.. so here's the fr...

this place has a website at langtoas.com.cn, so if need address and phone numbers, can check it out, also it has 2 branches in beijing, and we went to the one outside 3rd ring road..

decor wise the lobby is impressive, pretty big, nice and new looking.. but once inside, i guess the standard is just above average, does not give out the 'wow!' factor..

BROS PLEASE TAKE NOTE! as i found out the hard way, the spas in beijing tend to hard sell unknowing customers on stuff thats supposed to be free in singapore and malaysia, e.g. FACE TOWELS AND CLOTHES!!! before i took a bath, they offered me a face towel and said its brand new and disinfected, so it thought this must be a really nice joint giving out such things for free.. after taking it, they gave me a bill to sign 5 minutes later! i asked wats the bill for, and they said its for the towel.. so blur-blur i signed.. then after bathing, i went to ask for clothes to change into, and again they offered me clothes thats 'never been used and disinfected' and wrapped in brand new plastic.. and seeing that there's no other clothes on display, i said ok and took a set.. then the guy asked me to sign another bill. suspicious, i asked him do i need to pay for the clothes and he said yes. and i asked again are there free clothes provided and he said yes! x%$@! then immediately i asked to cancel the transaction but since i opened the wrapping already he said cannot take back.. really felt kena con and cursed what a black shop this was.. so bros intending to go spas in beijing, and i understand this is quite common, please thicken your skin and always ASK FOR STUFF THAT DON;T NEED TO PAY! since i got there before before the other bros, i immediately called them to warn them and they managed to get the free stuff, so as you can imagine i ended up looking like the only KAI-ZI sucker wearing brand new clothes with new towel when everybody else is wearing the free hawaiian house clothes..

so cursing the place and deciding to write off the trip, we proceeded to massage area.. as previously another samster mentioned that he came here and got the menghuanzilian or 'fantasy relationship' for 3 bookings for massage and HJ at 268rmb each booking, we were actually going to try that 3 bookings also. but since i already lost my appetite, then we agreed to just limit damage to 1 booking for a regular massage and go itaewon and book girls out for the night.. so we pahkat and agreed to meet in 45 minutes and we went into out massage rooms.. then in came the masseuse.. eh.. not bad leh.. slim, young and above average looks some more, a 7.. expecting her to hard sell the 'fantasy relation' package, instead, she said the magic words.. 'oil rub 298, breast rub 398, fire-ice mouth job 598.. can?' wah lau eh, nearly fell off the bed.. what happened to paying 268x3=804rmb for lousy handjob! straightaway i call bro bambool and update him on my situation, in case he kena con into 'fantasy relationship'.. and he also got offered the same package, so we were pleasantly surprised... heh, i chose the breast rub, and service was really good.. she took her time, no rushing, and started off with rubbing her breasts all over my body, back and front side.. this is quite a different experience as its between ticklish and shiok, then after like 20 minutes, which was quite long, she put oil between her tits and began the 'breast rub'.. the fight was over not long after it started, and it was a satisfying experience..

so no longer angry at the spa, went to pay the bill.. bastards charged me 10rmb for small towel, 39rmb for stupid-looking flimsy pyjamas that look like stuff you wear in cheap chinese cat-3 movie.. see-through and not much material.. anyway the service was not very expensive at 398, and entrance fee at 59..

all in all, if didn;t kena con on the paid clothes, it was a pretty good experience and not too expensive too.. by the way, the buffet food was lousy (either too salty or too sweet, or just plain too bad) and my ger also mentioned that FJ is at 899rmb...