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of all the places in the world, "why the fuck would i want to go work in argentina for an extended period?" was what i thought when the boss told me to get my arse on a plane and fly down there pronto.. never thought i'd end up liking the place, but buenos aires is pretty damn cool. some of the best steaks anywhere in the world, and i'm not talking about the ones you stick your penis in, although the tall tanned chicas strutting the streets will also get your cock standing. designer labels are bloody cheap as well, and no they're not knock offs.

back in melbourne and oh my fucking god, what do i see? 43 is fucking burnt down. ok, own up guys, which one of you did it? no, don't blame the heaters.. i don't know why, but got a damn good laugh out of it when i found out. fucking hilarious... until it dawned on me that there was a 50 hour wait for rooms at 39 and about a 1000 guys on the couch lined up waiting. god bloody dammit. stuff waiting and headed down to tender touch. not a good sign down there either... car park is close to full, but reception reckons a room is available. sweet.

lineup of about 8 girls. must be getting pretty competitive these days with 43 shut down cause every single one tried hard to impress at the intros.. anyway, was trying to remember the names of each girl when ex 43 hitomi comes over and throws my concentration off.. and not because she's anything special, but because she comes over and saids, "hi, my name is angel".. i don't know what drug i was on that day that made everything seem amusing, but i cracked up laughing.. "so you're angel now are you?".. now that i think about it, its pretty damn sad that i found it funny. what fucking planet was i on that day? hitomi saids "yeah, but don't tell anyone i'm working here now". well, i didn't tell anyone... i've told everyone.

there's not much to say about hitomi that everyone doesn't already know, except for the fact that she put on a shitload of weight since the last time i saw her and probably weighs 60+ kg now. i don't know wtf all her boyfriends have been feeding her, but please fucking stop cause screwing a fat korean girl is just not right. anyway, it was nice to come back back for some asian after all the south american ladies. one thing i didn't know about the chicas in buenos aires but found out pretty quickly after hitting the bars and clubs is that they really dig asian men. if anyone is interested in south american hotties then do yourself a favour and book yourself a plane ticket over there cause damn those sexy chicas will flock to you like bees to honey. same also applies to spain. remember to bring an empty suitcase to argentina and fill up on some gorgeous armani, dior, gucci, zenga suits at half of what you'd pay in aus. omfg, why the fuck has this turned out as travel post. anyway, back on topic, shaven, tight, wet, dfk, 69, good, done.