[miketee]

Recently came back from a 5/4 trip to CP. Brief itinerary is stay at Hui Hua, play 2 rounds of golf. Canton Fair for a day. 3 nights of KTV. 1 night of Suana.

Highlights- 盛世歌朝 KTV in 东城. 旺角桑拿 in 天鹅湖 area. Other KTVS HuiHua and YiHao.

Day 1 - Hui Hua was neither here nor there as usual. Brought a 24yr old Chongqing girl back. Too drunk to fully utilize ON. Whatever slow start is good.

Day 2. 盛世歌朝. Some bros may have read about SSGC elsewhere. Basically it's a joint frequented by the 当官 dudes in 东莞. Bro from HKs note to me was "hardware 10/10, software 9/10". This coming from a Macau KTV frequent flyer. My hopes were high. SSGC is located in 东城in 东莞. From HuiHua where we stayed takes about 30-45mins depending on traffic. Didn't look much from the outside, 5 dudes in suits on the outside ushered us into the GF of a 2 stores shop, marble clad all round glass lift takes you to the 2nd floor. Lift opens and chicks are standing around waiting to be brought to rooms. We were in 118 in the 'normal wing' we were later told. Into the room.

We have been the biggest rooms in Ouya, DiHao, YiHao, Manhattan when it opened, HuiHua, Miraton, Prince, Beijing, Shanghai, Macau but SSGC takes the cake. Hardware 10/10 was not overselling in the least. I wished we had proper photos but Google 盛世歌朝 and you can get a feel. We were told prices starts at 500/1500/2000, 600/1800/2500. Not true, 300 group does exist (sorry didn't ask the next 2 numbers as we took 5s and 6s). I would say software at 9/10 is overselling. There were gems to be had but hell at this prices I expect no less. One thing good, girls phones are locked in a clear locker next to the screen and they are not allowed to smoke, at all. Rmb1,000 fine otherwise.

Chivas 12 is 1,088 buy 2 free 1. We drank Chivas 18 at 1,688 buy 2 free 1 with water as mixer. 小吃filled the table within 5 minutes more or less mandatory. Total bill came to 9,xxx for 6 mongers.

Since it was a weekday, mummy more or less stayed on the whole night with us, we being introduced by a close customer of hers (factory owner who manufactures many parts of something most of us own). She said If she had known she would have put us at the 会所 wing. Mai tu, I demanded to see it. Basically if the normal wing is über contemporary, the 会所 end is 古典罗马, not my cup of tea. Stick to the supposedly normal wing, charges are the same. Rumor has it there exists a 2000/5000/10000 group of supers who are reserved for the 官员 in 东莞. Not there when we were there, we figured they have all been kept. Overall 8/10. Enjoyable.

3rd day. YiHao. Read other FR. 1815 flower street starts. Rush rush rush. Picked a few. End of story. SOP.

4th day. Read about new SN joint called 旺角. Called the manager, spoke in Cantonese, obviously thought we were hongkies. Sent free transport for the 3 of us at 10pm at HuiHua. Joint is new so hardware is easily 9/10. I got a round bed with 睡床. Girl offered friend who she says looks like 舒淇. 6/10 resemblance. She was 650, friend was 750 all in. Weekdays 双飞 is rmb200 off. Not on weekends. Nevermind they were fun to be around. SOP, tear stocking, CIM and 18 styles. Left happy. Free transport back to hotel. PM for manager contact if needed. Recommended.