TS that was indeed an insightful review of your 'euro experience'. I've only tried 'white meat' once and guess i was lucky to get a babe that looks the real deal (in fact young & prettier than photo) from OKT Mr P***.
Damage at $150 somemore.. a bargain to be honest.
Wonder where is he now... seems a tad too quiet for liking..
Will not venture to 'euroland' in the meantime after reading your reviews