[jialatjinjin]

the first thought that cum to my mind is that i kena play out. i heard stories of my friends who play out girls. and here i am. the oddball. the idiot who kena playout by a girl.

shock and stun feelings quickly turn into anger and bitterness.

me: ohhhh u scared i pervert mah. that why you ask your friend to pretend to be you to meet me.

her: no lah. its just that i shy...

me: nevermind lah. it is good that you ask your friend to come. because i really pervert one.

her: dont say all this leh...

me: i really pervert mah. but i honest pervert. i never ask my yandao friends to pretend to be me in order to bluff a girl to eat char kway tiao

her: no lah. i don't think you pervert lah.

me: sorry loh. i really pervert. you lucky loh. your friend not that pretty. that is why i act like gentleman.

her: you angry ah?

me: pervert dont have right to be angry one. so i not angry

her: don't like this leh. can we talk normal or not?? pls pls

me: pervert very busy now. have to study for my 1st year project.

her: ok.... later you free then we talk somemore?

me: see first loh

actually at that moment in time, i am seriously thinking of putting her on ignore list. her priority fall straight down and i started to chat with other girls.

this status quo continue for several days. she keep msg me. i just give short and curt answers. i exclusively refer myself as the pervert which annoys her greatly.

her : i heard your course is going to have a fun fair and display your 1st year projects.

me : how you know?

her : my cousin thinking of going to ngee ann poly. she heard from her friends.

me : ok

her : can i come to see?

me : you come or another of your friend come? pervert not handsome one. your friend no tell you meh?

her : this time i come myself. really i swear!

me : better bring some friends lah. i pervert leh

her : dont talk like this leh. i feel very bad these few days.

me : hahaha

her : which booth will you be at?

me : you come to blk 15. fourth floor. you see one guy with the pervert look. that one is me lor. very easy to recognise one.

her : don't like this leh....

me : sorry. pervert talk like this one. i cannot help it because i am a VERY HORNEST pervert.

her : ermmm what time you want me to come?

me : anytime also can.

her : later you busy how? i buy you lunch?

me : pervert no eat lunch one. pervert see pretty girl with good figure stomach full already.

her : ermmm i come around 1pm? just after lunch? i think should be less people, then you will be free to show me around?

me : u come 12 afternoon better. you see my pervert face and you will not talk to me one. but you can go to canteen one to try the chicken chop. its good.

her : no lah. i will not do this to you. can you show me around the funfair?

me : can. no problem. but you must dress up sexy sexy lah. otherwise i no energy to show you around. you know lah.... pervert is like this one

her : but i dont like to dress sexy...

me : first of all, you pretty or not?

her : ermmm ok lah

me : long hair or not?

her : reach until my shoulders. why?? :?

me : then cannot. unless you dress sexy or i will not bring you around.

her : ermmm how you want me to wear?

me : lowcut dress or a blouse and short skirt.

her : you not serious right?

to be continued.....