It's interesting to note TS' roots and upbringing
he says he' no Ang Mo (white if TS dun know) but someone with less pale skin
DH's no racist but the locals call Indians/SriLankans/Banglas simply as Keling

for a free screw, he offers spa frolics n eats thinking it's so grand and tempting
but if he looks like Sharukd Khan or Sharid Kapoor, or he is into wishful thinking
Uncle here with the looks, hot bod, free roti-van chauffeur servicing
and a maharajah's ransom of royal massage on elephant as we go trumpeting
also has not mentioned about any poking to any ladies who are willing
to meet or accept his invites for merrymaking including fine dining
yet TS hopes to plunge his saber on the first outing
maybe TS's still better than those from Calcutta who do so by raping
