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Here is my review (subjective ratings) of FL joints in BKK. Definition of FL excludes gals who work or are tied to the establishment...i.e. places like pool bars, beer bars, KTV, clubs where barfines have to be paid to take the gal out are excluded... Here FL are those gals who are their own bosses and work of their own volition. Also places where is little or minority of FL are excluded.
I have not visited and included Patpong as that is too sleazy and dangerous. Those brother who know of other places, please feel free to add.

HOTELS/ STREETS
a) Siam Hotel
Location: Petchaburi after Mona Lisa Massage
Ambience 3/10 (No live band...just an old run-down hotel and similar scene to GL China mei meis)
Average Quality of Gals: 6.5/10
Range of Quality: 5/10-7.5/10
Price: Short time (ST) 1300-1500b / Long Time-Overnite(LT) 3000b
Profile of gals: Young -early to mid20s, majority fairskinned with some uni students apparently working to pay school fees, speaks little English
Profile of customers: Asian-S'porean,M'sian,Thai,Japanese, Korean
SOP: There are 3 categories-
(1) those in Siam cafe/coffeeshop (2) those outside Siam hotel stretching from Mona Lisa to after siam Hotel (3) those with OKT/mamasans at the gates of Siam Hotel
For(1), sit down at tables and order food/drinks. If U see any U like, beckon/wave or use body language to ask her to come over and sit with you. The thing abt Siam Hotel is there is little bullshit and price comes up fast in conversation......Once you agree on price, the gal will normally want to go to 2 hotels (Siam Hotel or A-One Hotel). A-One Hotel is nice but quite some distance away and have to take taxi. Siam Hotel- room rates ST 300-400b/LT 600-800b, A-One ST 400b/LT 600-700b. To get them to go to your own hotel, you have to persuade them.... Also LT to them normally means finish at 6am...so if need them to stay longer, have to talk to them.
For(2), just approach gal and ask price.... even she does not understand English, she will understand "Short Time". This is like GL China mei mei in Lorong 10 so you can ask price immediately. Most of the young one (uni students0 hang around outside or eat at food stalls outside. Prices can be negotiated till quite low- Chatted to a tall uni student and her shorter less pretty fren, and they are agreeable to ST sandwich with 2 of them for 2000b
For (3), approach the OKTs and they will start rattling off prices.... they normally quote ST2000b/ LT5000b. This is 'cos these OKTs work for the gals ....OKTs get 200b for ST and 500b for LT. The gals (youngs ones 19-20 y.o.) will normally just sit and laze around behind a stall and let the OKT do the selling. The prices quoted are high here so have to knock down their prices a lot.

Good thing abt Siam Hotel is that you can take your sweet time to look at the gals under bright lights (which is big difference compared to in the dark)

b)Nana Hotel
Location: Sukhumvit soi 4
Ambience: 2/10
Average Quality of Gals: 2/10
Range of Quality: -12/10 to 5.5/10
Price: ST 1500b/ LT 2500-3000b
Profile of gals: mid-20s to 40s,speaks some English, majority dark-skinned
Profile of customers: Farangs/ Caucasians with minority Asians
SOP: Just approach gal and talk.... and soon they will say they want to go to your hotel etc...

c)Sukhumvit streetwalkers
Location: soi 3-soi19/ Landmark hotel
Ambience: 0/10
Average Quality of Gals: 1/10
Range of Quality: -13/1 to 5/10
Price: ST 1000/LT 1500-2000
Profile of gals: mid20s-40s/50s..., mostly mothers/divorcees, all shapes and sizes, mostly dark-skinned, speaks some English
Profile of customers: Farangs
SOP: Don't even have to open your big fcuking mouth... they will open their mouths and harass you once you walk by or look in their direction...

DISCOS
a)CM2
Location: Basement Novotel-Siam Square
Entrance fee: 550b(weekends)
Ambience: 8/10 (Great farang band which sings nice farang music compared to those Asian singers at Spagos who just 'murder' farang music the minute they open their fcuking mouths)
Average Quality of Gals: 4.5/10
Range of Quality: 2/10- 7/10
Price: ST 2000b/LT 2500-4000b
Profile of gals: early-20s to 30s,fashionable, likes to dance/music, speaks some English, majority dark-skinned
Profile of customers: Farangs, Asians, Indians
SOP: Get a drink and sit at table and enjoy the music. Here the gals pretend to play hard to get... few will approach you....If you see one U like, just go over to ask if you can sit with her, offer her a cigarette or get her a drink.... These gals all go for ST so if you want LT, best to suggest going back to hotel at midnite or later... so that they have no option to go back to CM2 for 2nd ST.
Another thing to watch out for is that the great ambience,in the dark and the drinks can play havoc with your judgement....so that an attractive one inside can turn out to be very unattractive outside in bright lights.

b)Angels disco
Location: Nana Hotel
Entrance fee (300b)
Ambience: 3/10
Quality of Gals: 3/10
Range of Quality: -10/10 to 7/10
Price: ST 1500-2000b/ LT 2500-3000b
Profile of gals: mid-20s to 30s, likes to dance/music, speaks some English, majority dark-skinned
Profile of customers: Farangs with minority Asians
SOP: Get cosy or rub shoulders with them and soon fcuking topic comes up... problem here is most of them the small place is crowded with big tall farangs so that there is only standing(squating) room...plus the loud music, it is difficult to talk with gal....Unless you go earlier and get table so can invite gal to sit with you

COFFEESHOPS
a)Thermae
Location: Basement Rumchit/Bush Garden-Sukhumvit rd between soi 13-15
Ambience: 1/10
Quality of Gals: 1/10 (filled with divorcees, mothers)
Range of Quality: -13/10 to 5/10
Price: ST 1000-1500/ LT 2500-3000b
Profile of gals: mid20s-40s..., mostly mothers/divorcees, all shapes and sizes, speaks some English
Profile of customers: Farangs
SOP: Get drink and ask if you can sit down with gal.... or if you have a table, beckon to gal to sit down or buy her a drink

b)Grace Hotel coffeeshop
Location: Basement Grace Hotel next to Grace hotel disco
Ambience: 0/10
Quality of Gals: 0/10
Range of Quality : -17/10 to 2/10
Price: They should pay U !
Profile of gals: 30s-60s..., This is an old folks home-mostly mothers, grannies, all shapes and sizes.....
Profile of customers: Farangs
SOP: Ask the gal to buy you a drink before U even think of sitting down!

Ranking in terms of Quality of gals(from best to worst):
1) Siam Hotel
2) CM2 disco
3) Angels Disco
4) Nana Hotel
(Thermae and Grace coffeeshops and Sukhumvit soi3-19 are unrankable.)