[lost99]

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Hi Bros, I am going to Bangkok for the first time. I've been lurking around here for a long time and reading all the info to do very thorough research, but wondering if anybody can provide some advices for me:

1. I heard Bangkok is in Thailand, is this true?

2. I also hear there are prostitutes in Bangkok, is this true? Are there many prostitutes? What are the prices? I hear there are many ladyboys there, if I decide to fuck a ladyboy does that make me gay?

3. Do they sell Condom in Thailand? do i need to supply my own? Do i need to worry about STDs if i get BBBJ, or go bareback?

4. Where is the RLD in Bangkok? Do they have taxi or SMRT train? Is it possible to walk to places in Bangkok? or should i take taxi/MRT?

5. Do i need a Visa to goto Thailand? Where can i get a Visa? Or is Mastercard OK?

6. What language do they speak in Thailand? Do Thai people speak English? Is it better to speak English or Thai in Thailand?

7. Can i use SGD or USD in Thailand, or do i need to convert to Thai Baht? Can i just pay in SGD? or use monopoly money?

8. How can i book a Hotel when i stay in Thailand? Can you name a good 6 star hotel that is close to ALL actions and under $20 SGD?

9. Where can i get food in Thailand? can someone tell me where they have restaurants? I heard Thai food is spicy...is everything spicy? can i get non-spicy food? Do they sell Char Kway Tiao or Laksa or Chicken Rice there?

Thanks for all your help bros. I will wait for your answers to my questions!

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