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Yo mama's so nasty



Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat,
she spread her legs and pointed down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'.

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.

Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.

Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.

Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

Yo mama's so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.

Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.