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Confucious says
  • Man with feet on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
  • Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily a dentist.
  • Better to be pissed off than pissed on !!!
  • Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
  • War is not to determine what's right. War is to determine what's left.
  • If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient !!!
  • Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day long.
  • Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
  • Man who runs backwards through airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.