Advise best looking masseuse

alamvisitor · #1 10-04-2005, 02:23 PM

Dear all,
I'm in singapore for a couple of days and have kept time for a visit to HC. My only criteria is looks (that would include figure, skin smoothness, even and clean teeth etc, say they must be 9/10 or 10/10 and preferably but not necessarily young). Please also note that I do not like true chinese features (esp small 'upwordly' eyes). Preferably she should speak some english. I'm not interested in penetrative sex or catbath or AR etc. Body to body massage and maybe covered BJ.
Have gone through hundreds of threads hence please do not zap me. Have picked up names like Eva/ Ice/Rebena/Carnation. However, not sure who will fit my criteria. Please help me. Appreciate detail answer.
Please do not be very sarcastic.
Thanks a lot. situation urgent and desparate.
Regards

hornie · #2 10-04-2005, 03:38 PM

You mother fucker, what do you mean chinese eyes are small and worldly. I am chinese and I have small beady eyes but I am sure I have seen more of the world than you.

And your "only criteria" seems like a fucking list of demands. WTF must have smooth skin, what looks must be 9/10. Are we supposed to serve you by recomending a girl good enough to suit your royal foreign ass? Going though the thousands of reports by the brothers here and you still cannot make up your mind on which girl to choose? I am afraid your standard is way too high for our lowly asian girls. Why don't you go home to fuck your mother.

guru888 · #3 10-04-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by hornie

You mother fucker, what do you mean chinese eyes are small and worldly. I am chinese and I have small beady eyes but I am sure I have seen more of the world than you.

And your "only criteria" seems like a fucking list of demands. WTF must have smooth skin, what looks must be 9/10. Are we supposed to serve you by recomending a girl good enough to suit your royal foreign ass? Going though the thousands of reports by the brothers here and you still cannot make up your mind on which girl to choose? I am afraid your standard is way too high for our lowly asian girls. Why don't you go home to fuck your mother.

I normally don't agree with this kind of language in the forum, but bro, I fully support you on this one. He should really go fuck himself!!!

Microsoft · #4 10-04-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alamvisitor

Please also note that I do not like true chinese features (esp small 'upwordly' eyes).

Have picked up names like Eva/ Ice/Rebena/Carnation

Unfortunately they r all chinese too. May i recommend Sherine instead.

Non chinese and no horse run 1.

inventry · #5 10-04-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

Unfortunately they r all chinese too. May i recommend Sherine instead.

Non chinese and no horse run 1.

Bro microsoft, i think sherine is the only girl who fits his critiria.... pls pm him sherine's contact no...... sherine will serve him very well....

owen10 · #6 10-04-2005, 04:02 PM

threadstarter, u seem to b making a world of demands here. how much r u willing to pay? yr demands r too high n selective .. i suggest u visit d individual HCs n tell d recept wat u want, or d OKTs in Geylang wd b glad to assist u.

Smeagol · #7 10-04-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

Unfortunately they r all chinese too. May i recommend Sherine instead.

Non chinese and no horse run 1.

Nah... I think Sherine is too good for him.

ryanlim · #8 10-04-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

May i recommend Sherine instead.

My Fr on Sherine :

Face : 9/10 (Angel's face)
Figure = 10/10 (Devil's body)
Boobs : 38D
Skin = 9/10 (as smooth as a toufu)
Teeth = 10/10 (you can even see your own reflection)

Age : 40+ (Not young though)
Race : Non-Chinese
Educational Level : Primary 6
Language Spoken : English, Chinese, Malay, Tamil, Hokkien, Cantonese, Italian, French, German, Spanish.........etc
Language Written : English, Chinese, Malay, Tamil, Hokkien, Cantonese,
Italian, French, German, Spanish.........etc
Work Experience : Too many to list down............

AR : Nil
BBBJ : Nil
FJ : Nil
Services Provided : Body Massage (Bone Scattering experience) and BJ (must use condom otherwise she don't do)

Damages : $200

RTF : YES

Microsoft · #9 10-04-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ryanlim

RTF : YES

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Microsoft · #10 10-04-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by inventry

pls pm him sherine's contact no...... .

I dun hav... Ryanlim got! He try b4. Hehe

ryanlim · #11 10-04-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

I dun hav... Ryanlim got! He try b4. Hehe

Psst.........actually hor........Sherine told me that Inventry is her OKT.........anybody who want to book her, will have to go thru him

Microsoft · #12 10-04-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smeagol

Nah... I think Sherine is too good for him.

Nahh... jus nice. Gam gam hor!

Microsoft · #13 10-04-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ryanlim

Psst.........actually hor........Sherine told me that Inventry is her OKT.........anybody who want to book her, will have to go thru him

Wah u lidat say so open gd meh? Wait ppl all go flood his pm box leow.

BS_KTV Lover · #14 10-04-2005, 04:38 PM

Wassup with Chinese?
I am Chinese and know alot of non Chinese and I do not think that any one is worse off than any, come on man, we live in a world not in a cluster with only people of the same kind

The samsters here in general do not discriminate other races, nationalities

Lastly dude, always remember 1 man's meat may be another's poison
We vote and reccomend the best to u, if u like u pay us comm? U dun like we pay for ur bonk?

Cheri_Popper · #15 10-04-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ryanlim

Inventry is her OKT

How come Inventry charge you $200? The last time I heard was that CaptPlanet booked her was for S$150.

I think Inventry had overcharge you!