How to marry a Geylang WL

[Aesthetic]

Originally Posted by goodpartner

For some reason, I feel flattered.

Okay, here you go, our property guy is here to "stimulate" you further with this discussion

For some reasons unknown, I really hate the "Big grin" or the "EEK" smiley.

[Aesthetic]

In jest, this is why I think the benefits of dating an escort precedes the benefits of dating an average Jane.

I wish to proposition a scenario as regards to a cost vs benefit analysis of companionship achieved via the usual highly complex dating ritual or through the utilization of escorting services.
Below I shall attempt to draw an analogy as best to my purview.

Suppose, that while walking along a street, a salesperson hurried up to you and begin making attempts to market two of his very latest watch models. Fashionably, like any salesperson, he proceeds then to tell you that the first watch in his right hand has an average life expectancy equivalent to the average lifetime of any clapham omnibus. One draw back, however, is that it does not consistently perform its mechanical function of telling the time accurately. Sometimes, it might even fail to function so and hence, requires consistent repairs. Further, this particular potentially faulty watch is the more expensive than the other watch in his inventory.

After which, he presents to you another watch of a different model. Unlike its aforementioned counterpart, this watch is able to narrow time to the greatest precision, and is able to accurately give you the time of the day. While not as expensive as the former model, it does not last a lifetime but performs it's stipulated mechanical functions diligently so long within the temporal interval of its life expectancy. You would probably be required to purchase another watch of the same model once its life expectancy had expired. The totality of the cost for this particular model incurred over the average life span of a human, if the human were to purchase the same watch model at the same price as the initial point of purchasing it, is equivalent to that of the cost of the former model.

Simply, from a purely logical world view, it seems that any entity with a rationale capacity would pick the latter model on basis of it being able to perform its intended function. On a cost vs benefit analysis, the former watch does not seem to be able to consistently perform its specific purpose of having been built for. In direct contrast, the attributes of the latter model allows a purposeful function. There is an absolute guarantee of it fulfilling its purpose so long its subsistence lies within proximity of its life expectancy.

Comparing the analogy of the watch salesperson against that of achieving companionship via either dating or escort services seems to illustrate well the cost vs benefit analysis that could be use to calculate the opportunity costs for either of the two choice. Companionship, more often than not, is a far-fetched realization for almost anyone who does not conform to social normalities; it includes exhibiting extreme capacity for introversion, perceiving human relationships by establishment of a logical pathway, and, as well the lack of polarization of emotions.

Companionship have traditionally always been achieved via means of dating/mating rituals by the more successful ones among the sets of competitors. A fine point that must be noted when taking into evaluation of acquiring companionship by such conventional means is that there is no guarantee that you will achieve what you have set out to achieve. One could have invested a significant portion of their resources in a potential date-time, money and space- yet fall short of achieving anything due to countless variables and contingencies not possible to be made accountable in any prediction model. It leans towards relation of probability than an absolute law.

On the other hand, buying companionship seems like a more intelligent decision. It is entirely a business transaction. Like the companionship achieved through the standard dating ritual, the companionship achieved through by means of monetary transaction gives you absolutely what you paid for-1 and has a significantly lower probability of failing-2

[cablesnwires]

@Aesthetic,

Brother, I'm not going to quote your posts, cos it makes no sense to do it, it just occupy unnecessary bandwidth. After reading all your posts, I can only sum up this sentence for you:

"You are screwed big time, brother!"

p/s: pardon the smilies, I know you don't like them, but then again, who cares?

[wint3rflame]

My Gf has gone back to Thailand with "Social Pass Applied For" stamped at the back of her passport. Does that mean she is banned from entering Singapore permanently?

[edison07]

It hurts me when I saw such drama happening over and over again. I felt like I am watching 'Ai' in the forum.

[leoeight]

A commercial transaction, per se, is such. Is buying an hour with a hooker constitute time well spent (For a 100 bucks, she will agree to whatever you say as the gospel truth)..? Are you going to have an emotional relationship?, is she going to wash your bedpan. Lust is Lust and cannot be equated as a relationship,

Nothing comes free.. just like LKY says "There are no free lunches".. you want love, sex, companionship, friendship an exclusive committment..it works both ways. she wants all these ingredients too with maximum emphasis on ( Security ) even didis and pussies have COEs expiry - male/female menopause.

Dont confuse issues - A fuck is a Fuck!... making Love (inclusive fuck) is a total different issue!

[hamsapkwai]

Reminder : Brothers when you go whoring just bring your Dick .Leave your Heart at home .

[ICAlaw101]

When someone has "Social Pass Applied For" stamped at the back of her passport, it is not a good thing. It is either she lost her passport previously whilst in Singapore or she was out-processed by ICA, which doea not happene to the normal visitor. A simple background check (usually done thru a lawyer) with ICA will clear things up.

[samsam33]

Can share how you test her? Sometimes, I'm afraid that these ladies are so street smart and having served 300 men per month that they can easily see through your plot to test her.

Originally Posted by wint3rflame

I've got to know this Thai girl while visiting one of the legal houses in Geylang and we've been together for almost half a year now. Bros may want to laugh at me for being KC deep deep but we're really serious about each other and I've tested or lured her to suck my pocket dry but she wasn't interested in my money at all. We have plans to marry once she goes back to Thailand.

Here is the tricky part. According to my intel (which i need to seek confirmation from Bros here),
1) every legal WL are not allowed to marry or pregnant during the time of their stay working in Singapore?
2) ex-WL who have left Singapore are banned from re-entering for 1yr. Subsequently, they may apply for Social visit pass as normal tourist into Singapore?
3) what are the chances of her successfully applying for Long-term pass or even PR? Does she need to find a decent job and contribute cpf prior applying for PR?
4) when is a good time to marry her? After she gets her long term pass or while she's still on social visit pass?

And yes, I'm currently working with no criminal records or issues with ICA.

[kick_ass]

Originally Posted by samsam33

Can share how you test her? Sometimes, I'm afraid that these ladies are so street smart and having served 300 men per month that they can easily see through your plot to test her.

actually gotta ask how much does TS earn a mth?
many forget that WLs earn more than the average joe in sg.
maybe the WLs know TS dun hv much money or maybe she is smart to knw he is testing her.
there is another thing that alot of WLs are interested in sg guys & its not money. its PR status.

dun think so much

JUST WAKE UP !!!

[Takashi84]

last year around july i got to know a WL, after a few session she say she love me and then blah blah... But theres something funny about her, she ask me to quit my job in sg and go to thailand, marry her and stay with her in thailand... I told her how much i'm earning and got no savings, no money she say nevermind she in thailand got buisness liao. She's wiling to go back early to thailand with me if i agree... Too bad i got wife and kids liao.

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by Takashi84

last year around july i got to know a WL, after a few session she say she love me and then blah blah... But theres something funny about her, she ask me to quit my job in sg and go to thailand, marry her and stay with her in thailand... I told her how much i'm earning and got no savings, no money she say nevermind she in thailand got buisness liao. She's wiling to go back early to thailand with me if i agree... Too bad i got wife and kids liao.

Such cases are rare but it happens to me now. Somehow, their female instinct in sniffing out a good (...ahem) gene is so strong, within a few RTF they can determine you're THE ONE to drop everything and start a family with.

The one that's proposing to me similar offer now actually owns a new landed house and car back home. Happily showing the photos to me, telling me how she has earned it, and willing to share with me, took photo of us together and send home for her mom to see. All I need to do is to marry her, stay in thailand and make babies... Her earning here is not important, just to pay off the car. She has business running back home to supply daily needs although not lavishly.

The difference in my case: I'm single

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by miak

Its damn irritating when they say they want to have kids and set up family with them in Thailand, as long as you don't mind their past. Somehow they seem to move very very fast.

Wah....sounds like seasoned words from lau-jiao who has been there

These are the ones who have totally given up hope on local (thai) men, therefore any farang with a good match for procreation suffice.

Ownership for land must be local thai (only?), else it's not a bad investment if location is good; don't buy under their name. If any1 know otherwise, pls PM me

Whatever it is, remember...
Thi....s... is hommme..... truly, where the river always flows....

[hilikus]

don't forget that WLs are professionals at making men feel good, feel loved or at the very least, getting pity from others. not just certain men. EVERY man. most importantly, they know the weaknesses of men, especially after having been with so many men, and are not shy of profiting from it. love? you would think that prostitutes, of all people, would be well capable for suppressing their own feelings and emotions. that's why they are professionals.

why do they always do things in a rush? because you're not worth the time. imagine finding the love of your life, the man of your dreams, but not even having the patience to form a relationship that is not a sham. time is money.

if you decide to follow a girl back to her country, you give up your job, your family, your life in singapore. if it doesn't work out, you end up with nothing. she doesn't lose anything and will always be in control. that's why talk is cheap.

another thing is about what is legal and what is not. just because police give chance, don't mistake it as part of your rights.

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by miak

Land ownership is under thai's name. Even if married, apply for PR must wait 10 years before becoming a natural citizen.

Anyone invest in condo there? Can be under our name.
Seems quite affordable, studio from SGD$100K onwards.
Rental yield at least 5%.
No crazy 16/12/8/4% seller stamp duty
Yea, unstable politics, etc.

Sorry OT.