Carrot chopper, piano massage and bad attitude

[Regaine]

Originally Posted by slimbullet

Visited a HC in Grandlink Square lvl 1, a few weeks back (cant remember the unit no#). It was advertised in the "Local massage services" section.
Advertised as Local, with big boobs(that part is real), and a real JG master with 5 years of experience.
End up it was a PRC who probably knew about 10 to 20 english words. Like most ads, her face was pixelated in the photo, for good reason. Worst of all she had this super yellowish teeth(the kind like never brush teeth for many years), it was a major turn off for me. $ paid at entrance, so no choice followed her in.. she probably has 5 years of experience in massaging eyebrows, yeah that's all she did, massage my eyebrows for 10 mins.
She put this plastic wrapper, the kind that is used to wrap vegetables and fruits on my dick and did a BJ for like 30s then changed to HJ (she did not have condoms). I was like in a semi-amused state and the pistol just wont fire. After 10 mins, i told her to stop, wore my clothes and got the fuck out of that place.
Come to think about it, my dick did look like a carrot.. lol

For $150.00 I can get a good fuck at Geylang .

[slimbullet]

Originally Posted by crackpod

bro, lesson learnt.
your fr made my day.
almost fell off my chair...the part where "plastic wrapper" was used and "look like a carrot"
have a nice day...

Glad I made your day bro. Cheers =)

[slimbullet]

Originally Posted by Regaine

For $150.00 I can get a good fuck at Geylang .

I take it as part of the learning curve bro. An expensive learning curve

[assrimmer]

Originally Posted by slimbullet

Visited a HC in Grandlink Square lvl 1, a few weeks back (cant remember the unit no#). It was advertised in the "Local massage services" section.
Advertised as Local, with big boobs(that part is real), and a real JG master with 5 years of experience.
End up it was a PRC who probably knew about 10 to 20 english words. Like most ads, her face was pixelated in the photo, for good reason. Worst of all she had this super yellowish teeth(the kind like never brush teeth for many years), it was a major turn off for me. $ paid at entrance, so no choice followed her in.. she probably has 5 years of experience in massaging eyebrows, yeah that's all she did, massage my eyebrows for 10 mins.
She put this plastic wrapper, the kind that is used to wrap vegetables and fruits on my dick and did a BJ for like 30s then changed to HJ (she did not have condoms). I was like in a semi-amused state and the pistol just wont fire. After 10 mins, i told her to stop, wore my clothes and got the fuck out of that place.
Come to think about it, my dick did look like a carrot.. lol

Location: Grandlink Sq level 1
Price: $150
Boobs: 6/10
Age: looked like mid 30s (was advertised as 28 though)
Face: cannot make it
GFE: not applicable
RTM:

LOL! That is a good one bro!

[assrimmer]

Originally Posted by slimbullet

I take it as part of the learning curve bro. An expensive learning curve

yep, such is life

[slimbullet]

Hope there are more threads like this to create awareness of bad HCs/MLs.

Thanks to fellow bros for appreciating my FR. Cheers.

[Regaine]

Originally Posted by slimbullet

I take it as part of the learning curve bro. An expensive learning curve

Indeed an expensive lesson . I too have started this way many years ago . Learnt the hard way . But now there is so much info just on this board. Just need to spend some time reading it . The more info you have the less chance of you getting being carrot chopped . Don't let these greedy MLs coned our hard earned money . Like I said this before it is this sort of shops that will only earned our money once .

[slimbullet]

Originally Posted by Regaine

Indeed an expensive lesson . I too have started this way many years ago . Learnt the hard way . But now there is so much info just on this board. Just need to spend some time reading it . The more info you have the less chance of you getting being carrot chopped . Don't let these greedy MLs coned our hard earned money . Like I said this before it is this sort of shops that will only earned our money once .

Exactly my thoughts.

[Mmind]

[QUOTE=slimbullet;14966731]Visited a HC in Grandlink Square lvl 1, a few weeks back (cant remember the unit no#). It was advertised in the "Local massage services" section.
Advertised as Local, with big boobs(that part is real), and a real JG master with 5 years of experience.
End up it was a PRC who probably knew about 10 to 20 english words. Like most ads, her face was pixelated in the photo, for good reason. Worst of all she had this super yellowish teeth(the kind like never brush teeth for many years), it was a major turn off for me. $ paid at entrance, so no choice followed her in.. she probably has 5 years of experience in massaging eyebrows, yeah that's all she did, massage my eyebrows for 10 mins.
She put this plastic wrapper, the kind that is used to wrap vegetables and fruits on my dick and did a BJ for like 30s then changed to HJ (she did not have condoms). I was like in a semi-amused state and the pistol just wont fire. After 10 mins, i told her to stop, wore my clothes and got the fuck out of that place.
Come to think about it, my dick did look like a carrot.. lol

Location: Grandlink Sq level 1
Price: $150
Boobs: 6/10
Age: looked like mid 30s (was advertised as 28 though)
Face: cannot make it
GFE: not applicable
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[Mmind]

Originally Posted by slimbullet

Visited a HC in Grandlink Square lvl 1, a few weeks back (cant remember the unit no#). It was advertised in the "Local massage services" section.
Advertised as Local, with big boobs(that part is real), and a real JG master with 5 years of experience.
End up it was a PRC who probably knew about 10 to 20 english words. Like most ads, her face was pixelated in the photo, for good reason. Worst of all she had this super yellowish teeth(the kind like never brush teeth for many years), it was a major turn off for me. $ paid at entrance, so no choice followed her in.. she probably has 5 years of experience in massaging eyebrows, yeah that's all she did, massage my eyebrows for 10 mins.
She put this plastic wrapper, the kind that is used to wrap vegetables and fruits on my dick and did a BJ for like 30s then changed to HJ (she did not have condoms). I was like in a semi-amused state and the pistol just wont fire. After 10 mins, i told her to stop, wore my clothes and got the fuck out of that place.
Come to think about it, my dick did look like a carrot.. lol

Location: Grandlink Sq level 1
Price: $150
Boobs: 6/10
Age: looked like mid 30s (was advertised as 28 though)
Face: cannot make it
GFE: not applicable
RTM:

At the newly open or going to open shop 7x5A Geylang road bj using wrap no more using CD is bj less than 20second total cost $35+$100.

[johnn]

thk for update ...
She nvr say shifting out lei.

[Regaine]

Upz thread for awareness . Looks like more and more bros are complaining about bad practises by the MLs . Please do share in this thread .

[adonis]

Adding onto slimbullet's FR, the other Ground floor massage parlour in Grnadlink Square, #01-4X, there's a solitary matured local Chinese woman. Still well kept looks and slim. A little tanned. I asked her to lock the front door before the special started but she didn't want to do it. Then she rushed me. I never went back.

Rejuvenate Spa, second level. When it just opened, there was a local Chinese man. A little tanned. Gangster looking. I found him rude. He lost my business.

[BADDDman]

Originally Posted by adonis

Adding onto slimbullet's FR, the other Ground floor massage parlour in Grnadlink Square, #01-4X, there's a solitary matured local Chinese woman. Still well kept looks and slim. A little tanned. I asked her to lock the front door before the special started but she didn't want to do it. Then she rushed me. I never went back.

Rejuvenate Spa, second level. When it just opened, there was a local Chinese man. A little tanned. Gangster looking. I found him rude. He lost my business.

Adonis - u were massaged by the gangster looking local Chinese man.....?